This man is sitting at his local pub ranting about all the accomplishments he had throughout his life, 'I built the bridge into town. Do they call me a bridge builder? No! I built half the roads in this town. Do they call me a roadbulder? No! I built countless houses. Do they call me a carpenter? No! But you fuck one sheep...'
saw /u/jonhasglasses [comment this](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/264xjr/weighin/chnrw3n) and thought you guys would enjoy it!
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