Chapped Lips

A couple are on holidays in the west of Ireland. It is wet and
freezing. They visit a remote pub and are the only people there
except for the barman. They order drinks and sit down. Looking
out the large bay-window they spot a donkey taking a piss in the
field. All of a sudden the husband bolts out the door and into
the field. The wife and barman look on in amazement as the
husband lifts the donkeys tail and kisses it on the arse!
Apon his return the wife,(in a state of shock), asks him
"Why the fuck did you kiss the donkey on the arse?"
The husband replies " I've got chapped lips!"
The wife replies "But kissing a donkey's arse in not a cure for
chapped lips!"
The husband replies "I know but it stops you from licking them!"