The Bricklayer

An old man walks into a bar and approaches the bartender.

Bartender: "Hey, can I get you anything?"

Old Man: "No no no... You see that brick wall back there? I laid that wall brick, by brick, by brick, but nobody calls me the bricklayer."

The bartender acknowledges this and moves on to help other customers. He comes back a little later.

Bartender: "Hey, are you ready for a drink now?"

Old Man: "No no no... You see that brick wall back there? I laid that wall brick, by brick, by brick, but nobody calls me the bricklayer."

The bartender acknowledges this again and moves on to help other customers. He approaches the old man again just before close.

Bartender: "Alright last call, can I get you anything?"

Old Man: "No no no... You see that brick wall back there? I laid that wall brick, by brick, by brick, but nobody calls me the bricklayer... But I fuck ONE GOAT!"