He visits a nice little pub by the shore where a local man is sitting alone sobbing. The visitor asks the man why he is so sad.
The man stares intently at the bar and begins to speak "you see this bar here son? I built this bar with me own two hands, and many others like it in town. But do they call me Danny the bar builder? No."
"Come over here by the window laddie" the man says. "Take a look at that wharf by the shore. I built that wharf with me own two hands and many others like it uo and down the shoreline. But do they call me Danny the wharf builder? No."
"....But you fuck one goat"
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