A boy from a small village ...

... Is going around to different villagers asking about their names.

First he runs into the blacksmith Horace. He tells him he got the name Horace the Blacksmith because he spent his life hammering iron and became the best Blacksmith in the land.

Then he finds Ivan. Ivan tells him that he got his name as Ivan the Carpenter because he spent all his life building structures from wood.

Finally, the boy runs into Charlie. Charlie says to the boy, Horace the Blacksmith spent his whole life hammering iron to get his name. Ivan spent his whole life building from wood to get his name. On the other hand, it only takes Good old Charlie fucking one goat to get mine.