A tourist walks into a bar in Scotland, sits down and orders a whisky. He notices a scotsman sitting alone and drinking so he goes up and asks him why he's sad.
The Scotsman says, you see that wall over there? I built that wall. With me own two hands I laid the foundation and laid it brick by brick. But do they call me Angus the Wall Builder? No, they don't.
You see that bridge over there? I built that bridge. I put in the foundation, hammered it down and now everyone uses my bridge. But do they call me Angus the Bridge Maker? No, they don't.
He points down towards the ocean and says, "You see that dock? I built that dock. I hammered in the base, and made the mooring cables. But do they call me Angus the Dock Master? No, they don't.
But you fuck ONE goat!
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