A man was on a tour of scotland, and waked into a small pub. The pub was mosly empty exept for a very old grumpy looking man. The young man asked him what they call him. The old man looked up to him and said:
See those beautiful wood carvings behind the bar? Took me years to carve, evereyone apprechiates them. Do you think they call me Ian the woodcarver?
-No...
See that wall that runs through the village green? See how well made it is? how finley the stones are laid?
Took me years to build. Do you tink they call me Ian the wallbuilder?
-No...
See those benches outside? How well done they are, how well painted?
Took me months to build. Do you think they call me Ian the benchmaker?
No...
But you only have to fuck a goat Once...
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