Passengers of a 747 begin settling in for their scheduled takeoff when two men in pilot uniforms stumble into the plane, one with a seeing eye dog and the other with a walking stick. The passengers think it's some sort of joke and think nothing of it, but the men carefully and methodically make their way to the cockpit.
The passengers look at each other a little uneasy but say nothing. The plane starts down the runway ever-increasing in speed. The passengers see the end of the runway approaching and start to mumble to themselves. The plane doesn't pull up and the runaway end comes ever nearer. A couple passengers release muffled screams and begin to panic, but the plane continues to the end of the runaway. The passengers at this point begin a full-blown panic and scream loudly and right before they hit the trees at the end of the runway, the plane lifts off without a hitch just barely grazing the tops of the trees as it passes.
Inside the cockpit, the blind copilot turns to the other and says, "That was close. You know one day they're not gonna scream and we're all gonna die."
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