Two turtles are in a bathtub.
One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap".
The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"
We used to tell this joke in high school. You get a group of people in on it, except for one person.
The person telling the joke starts laughing part way through the joke, pretending it's so funny he can't even make it to the punch line. Your other friends who are in on it start laughing too. Draw it out in anticipation while laughing.
Once you tell the "punch line" everyone starts busting up, including the friend who is not in on it just so he won't be left out. Then everyone immediately stops laughing and looks at the guy not in on it, and the guy telling the joke says "dude why are you laughing? What's so funny?"
Things get really awkward when he realizes the joke is pointless, all of his friends set him up, and he will literally start busting up laughing just to try to fit in.
No I'm not proud of myself.
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