Politically Correct.... Women Vs. Men

How to speak about Women and be politically correct:

1. She is not dumb - She is a detour off the information superhighway.

2. She has not "been around" - She is a previously enjoyed companion.

3. She is not an airhead - She is reality impaired.

4. She does not get drunk or tipsy - She gets chemically inconvienced.

5. She is not "hot to trot" - She is sexually focused.

6. She does not have implants - She is medically enhanced.

7. She does not nag you - She is merely verbally repetitive.

8. She is not "easy" - She is sexually extroverted.

9. She does not have major league hooters - She is pectorally superior.

10. She is not a two-bit whore - She is a low cost provider.


How to speak about Men and be politically correct:

1. He does not have a beer gut - He has developed a liquid grain storage facility.

2. He is not a bad dancer - He is overly Caucasian.

3. He does not "get lost all the time" - He investigates alternative destinations.

4. He is not balding - He is in follicle regression.

5. He is not a "cradle robber" - He simply prefers generationally differential relationships.

6. He does not get falling-down drunk - He becomes accidentally horizontal.

7. He does not act like a perfect, total ass - He develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion (besides, no one is perfect ... least of all him!).

8. He is not a male chauvinist pig - He has swine empathy.

9. He is not afraid of commitment - He is monogamously challenged.

10. He is not vulgar - He is etiquette deprived.