And browses around for a bit. Unable to find what he's looking for, he walks up to the cashier and asks, "Hey, where do you keep the chapstick?" The cashier immediately begins to panic -- I mean, this is a duck, and it's talking. Clearly the gods are angry at him, and are punishing him with this duck. The cashier pulls out a gun kept below the register in case of robberies, turns off the safety, points it to his temple, and pulls the trigger. The cashier falls to the ground, lifeless. The duck stands there and stares at the body, and says, "That was fucking weird, why'd I ask for chapstick? I don't even have lips."
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