The Rooster

A farmer goes to the market looking for a new rooster. He finds one for very cheap and asks the owner what was wrong with it. "This rooster fucks everything and i cant get him to stop, please take him" said the man. So the farmer takes the rooster home and puts him in his cage. That night he heard his pigs squealing like crazy, next morning the farmer found the rooster in the pig pen and all of his pigs have been fucked. "Better cut that out or you'll kill yourself" the farmer said. The next night he hears the cows mooing and rustling around in the barn. Next morning he finds the rooster there and that all the cows have been fucked. "Rooster I'm tellin you your gonna kill yourself." the farmer told him. The next night the same thing happened with the horses and then with the goats. The farmer told his rooster the same thing,"Rooster your gonna kill yourself doing that." The next night the farmer doesn't hear a single thing for the first time since he got the rooster. In the morning he looked out into his pasture and saw the rooster laying on his back feet in the air with vulchers circling above him. The farmer went out to him and said, "You see rooster I told you, you were gonna kill yourself."
The rooster looked at him and said, "Shhh, they're about to land."