Two guys are hanging out in a bar. One is trying to pick up women and being a smartass, the other is just a drunk.
The smartass goes up to a woman and uses his favorite pickup line. "Hey! Tickle you ass with a feather?"
The bar is loud and the woman, assuming she misheard, says "Excuse me?"
"Oh, particular nasty weather," says the smartass. The woman shrugs him off and the drunk laughs, knowing what his friend is doing.
The smartass goes up to another woman and uses the pickup line. "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
This woman is shocked and offended and turns toward him, shouting "What did you say?" and lifts her hand, ready to slap him.
"Particular nasty weather!" says the smartass, ducking away from her.
The drunk laughs even harder at his friend and says, "Hey! Let me try that." The smartass welcomes him to try his luck. The drunk stumbles over to a beautiful woman at the end of the bar and yells, "Fuck you, it's raining!"
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