So these two kids are playing outside, and one says "We should start to cuss." The other said, "Ok, I'll say hell and you say ass." So the two head back home and their mom asks them what they want for breakfast. So one of the boys says, "Hell, I guess I'll take some cheerios." then the mom smacked him out of his chair and locked him into his room. After a moment she came back down and asked the second kid what he wanted. He paused for a moment then said, "You can bet your ass I don't want cheerios!"
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