His wife starts to complain because she says he never takes her anywhere, so he tells her, “Fine, you can come fishing with me and the dog tomorrow!” The next morning, the husband wakes up and wakes his wife. Now she’s seen that her manipulation has worked a little too well and says, “I don’t want to go fishing.” The husband is upset. “You bitched and whined about wanting to go somewhere with me and now you don’t want to go? Fine, you don’t have to go… but you’re either going to suck my dick or you’re going to let me fuck you in the ass.” The wife says, “Let me think about it for a minute.” The husband agrees and he leaves her to get things ready for his trip. She he comes back, she says, “I don’t want to go fishing and I’m not about to let you fuck me in the ass, so I guess I’ll just suck your dick.” He whips it out and she starts sucking, but then stops. “Jesus Christ! Your dick tastes like shit!” The husband says, “Yeah, the dog didn’t want to go fishing either.”
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