...and asks "Father how do we get our names?"
Father says: "When your brother was born, I came out of the teepee and saw a bear standing in the distance, so we called your brother Standing Bear.
Then, when your sister was born, a white dove flew by the teepee when I stepped outside, so we named your sister White Dove.
Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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