A bear walks into a bar, sits down, and has a drink. The woman next to him says "Why the fuck are you allowed in here? Bears aren't supposed to be in bars!" The bear ignores her.
A while later the woman gets up and says, "I'll ask you again, you piece of shit, who let you in here?" The bear just drinks his drink.
Again, the woman yells at the bear: "I don't like that you're in here at the same time I am, and frankly, you smell bad!"
The bear has had enough. He gets up and eats the woman and then sits back down to drink his beer. Soon a policeman comes in, points to the bear, and says, "You're under arrest for drug abuse!"
"Huh?" the bear exclaims. "What do you mean?"
"Yeah," the policeman says, "that was a *bar bitch you ate*."
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