That Sounds Dirty

TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T:10. I need to whip it out by 5.9. Mind if I use your laptop?8. Just stick it in my box7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!!5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!4.My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.3. It's an entry-level position.2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office isn't:1. it's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN A LAW FIRM AREN'T:10. Have you looked through her briefs?9. He is one hard judge.8. Counselor, let's do it in chambers.7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.6. Is it a penal offence?5. Better leave the handcuffs on.4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!3. Can you get him to drop his suit?2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could.And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in a law firm isn't:1. Think you can get me off?TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN GOLF AREN'T:10. Damn, my shaft is bent.9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.7. Look at the size of his putter.6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.5. Mind if I join your threesome?4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.2. Nice stroke but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty, but in golf isn't:1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.