“Are my undies showing? [“No.”] “Would you like them to?”
“Hey, in my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people can I practice on you?”
Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him “its all you can eat for under a dollar.”
If a guy asks you “have you got the time?” answer “if you got the energy.”
“I’m wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won’t kiss off?.”
“I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.”
You touch his shirt and ask, “Is this cotton?” Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, “Oh, this must be felt.”
“Do you sleep on your stomach?” Him: NO… You: “Can I?”
“Do you know what’d look good on you? Me.”
“That shirt is becoming on you. If I were on you, I’d be coming too.”
“My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?”
“I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.”
“What’s a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?”
“Hey baby…I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.”
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