A scholar and the village drunkard gets into a friendly competition of who's smarter...

The people gather at the field outside of the village waiting for the showdown to take place.

The scholar says, "The rules are simple, we both will communicate each other without using words. Once one person cannot interpret the other, he loses."

The two met in face to face while others watch.

The scholar says, "I'll start."

He raises 1 finger in front of the drunkard's face. The drunkard retaliates by raising two fingers (like a peace sign).

The scholar raises a fist in front of the drunkard's face. The drunkard raises a fist and put his other palm under the elbow, whilst shaking the fist.

The scholar gives him an 'ok' sign (creating a circle with index finger and thumb). The drunkard put his palms together like a prayer and raises it in the air while letting the palms separate.

The scholar looks at him confused not knowing what to do. After muttering "Whaaaat? What?" under his breath, he turns to everyone and says, I admit defeat. And slowly turn to walk away.

The villagers ran to the scholar saying, "What happened? What happened? What did he say to you?"

The scholar replied, "I started by saying Unity" and he said, "Diversity". Then I said, "Power". And he said, "Absolute POWER". Then I said, "World Domniation. An.. and... I don't know. I don't know what he meant by that." Saddened and ashamed he walked away.

All the villagers now ran to the drunkard asking, "What happened? You won. What did he say to you?"

The drunkard says, "I don't know man. This fucking queer comes to me and tell me that he wants to stick ONE finger up my ass. Hell no, I told him I'm gonna stick TWO fingers up his ass. He has the balls to tell me that he's gonna shove his FIST up my ass? I told him I'm gonna shove my whole FOREARM in his ass. He told me that my asshole is too small. I told him I'll make it BIG!"

-The End

P.S: Its my first post guys. This joke is better delivered than read IMO. I hope ya'll enjoy.