Terrorism Coalition Cafe

TERRORISM COALITION CAFE
ENTREES


Israeli good cheeseburger $2.50
(comes with swiss cheese to give the pretense of neutrality.)


Iraqi Ribs (SADDAM good)$13.95
(made from real Iraqi's, these ribs are really lean & all rib
dinners come with a Pakisani-nap for cleanup.)


Ghaza Strips (Chicken Strips) $5.95
(delicious chicken strips served to the table next to you- You
have to take them back.)


Saute Arabian (just what it says) $5.95
(Iran across a great deal on horseflesh.)


SIDE DISHES & APPETIZERS


Oman-That's good soup- bowl $2.00 cup $1.25
Syria-ously fresh salad sm.$.75 lg.$1.50


BEVERAGES


The Big Gulf 32oz. fountain soda $1.50
(A nod to former ass whoopin's we've handed out.)


whoop ass cola $1.50
( A nod to future ass whoopin's we've handed out.)


Osama cherry cola for you $2.00
(made with real cherry bombs, there's free refills for all
Islamic Extremists.)