A feuding medieval house is startled to receive a bunch of severed dog and cat arms\legs on their doorstop...

...puzzled, they send an inquiry to their rival house. The enemy then replied back: "Forgiveness please. We told retard Bob here, that he was to send you guys a message which would give you **pause**."

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