A preacher, one day, decides to really lay into his congregation. "I want you to declare your sins here, today! Let the Lord take your sin away! Tell it all, brothers and sisters! Tell it all!"
A man stands up and says, "Preacher, I been taken by the sin of adultery. I fool around on my wife, she deserves better. I am a sinner and not fit to live." The preacher shouts, "Tell it all, brother! Tell it all!"
A woman stands and declares, "Preacher, I am possessed of the sin of gambling. I spend my house money at the casino, while my children are hungry and neglected. I am a sinner before the Lord." "Tell it all, sister! Tell it all!"
Another man stands up and says, "Preacher, the love of money has ruined my life. I spend all my days at work, spurning my family, and hoarding gold that could be better spent on the needy and friendless." "Tell it all, brother! Tell it all!"
Then one guy way in the back stands up and says, "Preacher, last night I made love to a goat."
And the preacher says, "Damn! I don't believe I'da told that."
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