A man looking to find evidence of ghosts holds a seminar......

First thing he asks the group "Has anyone ever seen a ghost" a few people raise their hands, excited about the results he continues.... "Has anyone ever touched a ghost?" a couple people raise their hands. Now he's really excited so he goes for it....."Has anyone ever had sex with a ghost?" 1 East Indian male in the back raises his hand.
"Really you have actually had sex with a ghost?"
"Oh, no sorry sir I thought you said ***Goat***"

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