A man walks into a hotel and asks the man for a room. The clerk says, "There's only one room left, and it's haunted."
But the man says, "I'll take it!" That night he heard the ghost. "I'm the ghost of Teeny Weenie! Stay here and I'll take your weenie!" and the man ran out of the hotel as fast as he could.
The next day, another man needed a room. The clerk again said, "There's only one room left and it's haunted." The man said,"I'll take it!" That night he heard the ghost. "I'm the ghost of Teeny Weenie!" he chanted. "Get out of bed or I'll take your weenie!" and he too ran out of the hotel as fast as he could.
The day after, another man came in needing a room. The clerk said for the third time, "There's only one room left, and it's haunted." He said, "I'll take it!" That night he heard the ghost. "I'm the Ghost of Teeny Weenie! Get out of bed or I'll take your weenie!"
The man said, "Oh yeah? Well, I'm the ghost of Christmas Past, take my dick and I'll kick your ass!"
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