3 test in hell

Three guys die and go to hell. The devil greets them and says: "to show u guys that I'm not such a bad guy, Il give you 3 test and if you pass them Il send you to heaven". The three men are very exited and ask what the test are. Well, you can do them in any order but must do all 3. One of them is you have to drink 10 cases of beer, another is you have to have sex 10 times in a row with a woman and you have to open hand slap a lion to death. First guy says: well I'm one horny guy, give me the woman first. So he goes at it, busting a nut after the other, 5 rounds in it hurts and can no longer get it up so he stays. Second guy says: "I'm brave, give me the lion" he locks himself in the lion cage, slaps him twice and the lion jumps on him and tears him apart. Third guy says:" I'm a drunk! Give me the beer" he takes a funnel and starts downing beers by the six pack. After 3 cases he's drunk off his ass but keeps going until he does it then he says: " where is the lion cage?" He locks himself in while the devil keeps time. An hour passes and u can still hear the lion growling, 2 hrs, 3 hrs, 6 hrs pass and you can no longer hear the lion. The devil asks himself: did he do it?? Guy comes out of the cage and says: "ok... Where's that woman I have to slap to death?"

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