There is this rich kid, a total douchebag who loves street racing.
Fortunatly, douchebag has a fatal accident one day and surprisingly enough he goes to heaven.
He arrives at the heavenly gates and is greeted by saint peter.
Saint peter shows him around and douchebag noticed that all cars in heaven drive really slow.
So he asks saint peter: "Yo waddup wit this granny ass drivin' brah?"
"Well" saint peter explains: "There are very strict traffic rules in heaven and nobody is allowed to drive faster than 30mph and don't you try anything cause all vehicles are limited to that speed.
You see it is perfectly logic since you can't die. You are already dead, what would normally be a fatal car crash is just really, really... really messy here. And that's why we have these strict rules."
So later that heavenly day douchebag is really pissed off driving 30 mph in a really cool [insert carbrand]. When all of a sudden another car comes up from behind him and passes him with a really high speed while the driver flips him off.
Douchebag isn't just going to take this ofcourse.
So he goes to saint peter again.
"Yo ay saint peter dude waddup wit dis asshole going really fast while I can't?"
So saint peter asks: "Was he dressed in white robes?"
"Dunno man...yeah he was dressed in white couldn't see if it were robes man."
"And did he have long hair and a long beard?" saint peter asks.
"yeah he did. He kinda looked like a hippy"
To wich saint peter says: " I'm sorry but that's the boss's son... you know..."
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