An Old guy sits at a bar and starts drinking...

...he drinks and drinks until he is quite drunk...

Then a HUGE and very menacing looking guy enters the bar and sits next to the old drunk guy and asks for a beer... after a while the old guy turns to the huge fellow and spurts out:

-"you know... i fucked your mother"

The bartender just freezes and looks over at the huge guy... he just looks at the drunk man and grunts as he understands its only an old drunk fellow mouthing off...

But then the old guy says:

-"yeah... i fucked her, and i have to say, i also fucked her up the ass!"

The big guy ignores the guy, but looks a bit annoyed.

The old guy turns around, and he seems to be over talking, but he then says to himself clearly speaking so the big guy can hear him:

-"you know what?? i just remembered, i also came in your MOTHERS FACE!!!"

The big guys still says nothing... but is clearly starting to lose his temper...

So the old guy yells "YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER UP THE ASS, CAME ON HER FACE AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE... SHE SWALLOWS!! THE DIRTY WHORE!"

The whole bar is totally silent, and The big guy cant take it anymore, he stands up making his stool fall to the floor loudly, he turns over to the old guy and says "lets go home Dad, you are way too drunk..."