were talking about whales. The teacher said that even though whales are big, their throats are very small, so they couldn't swallow a large animal, like a human.
"But," little Johnny cried,"Jonah was swallowed by a whale in the bible."
The teacher sighed and said, "The bible must have been wrong in that story, because it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human!"
Little Johnny thought, and said,"Well, when I get to heaven, I'll ask him!"
"What if Jonah goes to hell?" the teacher retorted.
"Then you can ask him"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.