Tarzan's unfortunate accident

Tarzan was doing his thing in the jungle, swinging from tree to tree, when all of the sudden this huge truck runs him over and leaves him in a terrible condition.

So the jungle animals had a gathering to decide how to help their leader, cause they couldn't just leave him all crippled.

After much discussing, the lion says:

"I can spare one of my mighty legs, I'll donate it to our king".

The gorilla comes forward and says, "I can spare an arm, I'll give it to our king".

But no one wanted to come forward and donate the most important organ.

So after much brainstorming, they decide they would simply cut 7 inches from the elephant's trunk, and use that to mend the king.

So Tarzan went to surgery, all parts were stitched together and everything went fine.

A few weeks after, a friend comes to pay Tarzan a visit: "Hey Tarzan, how you doing, man, I heard you had an accident, is everything all right?"

"Yeah, man", Tarzan says, "I feel great! With this leg the lion gave me, I can run through the savannah, and no gazelle can catch me."

"With this arm the gorilla gave me, I swing from tree to tree even better than before."

"The problem is with, you know, my thing..."

"But what is the problem", his friend asks, "doesn't it get up?"

"Well, it gets up, all right, but then it goes to the ground, grabs a bunch of grass, and shoves it up my ass..."