Gazelle Jokes

Gazelle Jokes

Wrong Place, Wrong Time

A gazelle goes out for her usual afternoon walk...

I was once told I run like a gazelle

But the guy who said it was in a wheelchair, so...

The Philosophical Defense Mechanism

The leopard crouches to pounce the gazelle.

Th...

A hyena walks up to the check in counter in an airport...

... and throws a rotting gazelle onto the desk....

Tortoises's Birthday

All the animals in the jungle were gathered to ...