So, a little boy is sitting with his great-grandfather, who used to be a big game hunter in his formidable years.
"Gramps, tell me a story about your days as a big game hunter" said the boy.
"Whaaaa?" replied his grandfather
"TELL ME A STORY ABOUT WHEN YOU USED TO
HUNT BIG GAME!" yells the boy.
"Oh... okay, let's see, sonny. Well, one time out I was out in the African bush looking for gazelle, when all of a sudden BOOM, a huge lion flies out from the underbrush and heads straight for me. I just shit my pants!"
"Yeah", says the boy. "I would have shit my pants, too".
"No", says his grampa. "I JUST shit my pants."
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