An american, an indian and a greek find themselves in hell. Satan reveals himself and tells them "you are all condemned to spend your eternity in hell. HOWEVER, I will give you one chance to make it to heaven. I will whip your back thrice with this mighty whip. If you show no pain, I will allow you to heaven. If you flinch at all, you stay in hell. You may choose one item to protect your back from the three cracks I will inflict on you"
First is the American. When asked what he will use for protection, he requests a rock. A big rock is placed on his back *CRACK* the first crack of the whip breaks the rock *CRACK* the second one hits the american's back and he howls in pain. The american stays in hell.
Second is the Indian. When he is asked what he would like to protect his back, he says "Nothing. I have been practicing meditation my whole life and have an immense pain tolerance. I will require no item to help me" Satan, although surprised, agrees. *CRACK* nothing *CRACK* no reaction at all *CRACK* not even a flinch
"well" says satan "thats impressive. you are free to go to heaven"
The Indian replies "wait, first I want to see how the Greek handles this. The Greeks always seem to weasel their way out of things and I will take joy in seeing him fail in this"
"So be it" says Satan. He then asks the Greek "What will you choose to protect you from my mighty whip?"
The Greek replies "ill take the Indian guy"
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