She says, "Doctor, I need some help. You see, my husband and I like to play around a lot when we have sex, and yesterday we thought it'd be fun to put various things in my vagina. But they haven't all come out yet!"
The doctor puts on some gloves and goes in, and pulls out a baseball.
"I knew there was a baseball in there, somewhere!" the woman says.
"But there's more, I can feel it!"
He goes in again, and pulls out a baseball bat.
The woman is alarmed, and says, "What?! How the heck did that even get in there?"
The doctor tries to go back in, but feels something strange.
"Have you seen your husband lately?" he asks.
"Not since last night, actually..." she responds.
The doctor then proceeds to pull the woman's husband out of her vagina.
"WHAT?! How the heck did you get in there?!" she asked her husband.
The doctor held up his finger and said, "Hang on a sec, I may be able to answer that."
He spread her vaginal lips apart and stuck his head inside to observe. He pulled it out and said, "Just as I thought. It's bigger on the inside."
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