... and walking towards him was what seemed to be another grizzled man dragging one limp foot across the sidewalk.
As they approached closer, the crippled veteran gives the other man a nod of mutual respect and says, "Vietnam. 40 years back."
The other man replies, "Dog shit. 40 feet back."
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