1. Men aren't pigs. Pigs are intelligent, sensitive, caring
animals.
2. I'm not drunk you shilly sit
3. Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all it's
students
4. Procrastinators Unite....Tomorrow
5. Caution, Blonde thinking
6. Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder
7. Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting
any
8. I'd kiss you, but I have a strong gag reflex
9. Queen of the bad girls
10. It looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks
11. Men are like outhouses, always taking and full of crap
12. Instant Human, just add coffee
13. Dog and Husband missing, 100$ reward for return of dog
14. Face it...sometimes you're the dog...and sometimes you're
the fire hydrant
15. Money isn't everything...but it keeps the kids in touch
16. Beer...4 out of 5 people prefer it to Prozac
17. I smile because you've all finally driven me INSANE
18. I feel better now that I've lost all hope
19. Lost in thought...a deep, dark, unfamiliar place
20. Let me show you how we do it in the trailer park
21. If you want sunshine, go to the beach
22. Looking for a 10...will settle for a 5
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