Supplies

A Frenchman, an Englishman, a German and a Japanese are all stranded on an island. They decide to make the Place a little More homely and it. is Decided That each Person shall take on a particular role. The Englishman is an architect, so he is given the task of building a suitable dwelling. The German is an engineer, so he is given the task of equipping the house with running water, heating, cooking facilities etc. the Frenchman is a professional chef, so he is to provide the food. The Japanese is a wholesaler, so he is told to sort out the supplies. They all go off over the island, looking for the various things required to fulfill each of their tasks. After about six weeks they have built a beautiful mansion, complete with all the facilities; running hot and cold water , heating, a swimming pool and sauna. They are enjoying five course meals consisting of the best food imaginable, but there has been no sign of the Japanese guy in all this time, so they decide to go and search for him. After they have gone only a few yards, the Jap jumps out from behind a bush with a coconut on his head, an ostrich feather sticking out of his arse, yelling "SUPPLIES!!!"

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