...when he looks down and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing naked and spreadeagled on top of a building. Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could zoom down, do the business, fly off and she wouldn't know a thing about it.
So he zooms down, gets down to it and then flies off into the sunset all in the blink of an eye.
"What the fuck was that?" says Wonder Woman.
"I don't know" says The Invisible Man, "but it bloody hurt."
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