Three mice are sitting at a bar...

Arguing about which one is the most bad ass mouse. The first one says. "You know those traps with the cheese? I can sneak the cheese out without setting them off." As he munches on a piece. The second mouse says. "Man you ain't shit! You know those poison pellets they set out to kill us? They don't do shit to me." Pulls one out and crushes it on the bar and snorts it all in one go. The third mouse shakes his head and says. "Y'all are both some little bitches, I'm Fucking the cat!"

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