F Word Usage

Fuck is such a versatile word...


Greetings: How the fuck are you!
Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.
Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now.
Confusion: What the fuck...?
Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!
Denial: I didn't fucking do it.
Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway?
Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
Directions: Fuck off.
Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty!
Business: I hate this fucking job.
Oedipal: Motherfucker.


The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history:


Where the fuck is all that water coming from?
-Captain of the Titanic


That's not a fucking real gun.
-John Lennon


Who's going to fucking know?
-President Nixon


Any fucking idiot could understand that.
-Albert Einstein


What the fuck was that?
-Mayor of Hiroshima


It fucking does "so" look like her.
-Picasso


How the fuck did you work that out?
-Pythagoras


You want "what" on the fucking ceiling?
-Michelangelo


Fuck a duck.
-Walt Disney


Scattered showers my fucking ass!
-Noah


Pick up the fuckin' phone!
-E.T.


Fuck Logic!
-Spock


I can't breathe in this fucking thing!
-Darth Vader


Fuck I'm hungry!
-Ghandi!


Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try!
-Yoda