An old man sits in a bar and drinks until he is aggressively drunk...

An old man enters a bar, sits on a stool and asks for a drink, then another, then another and another...

After a while he is clearly super drunk and can barely keep himself straight.

Then, 2 enormous guys enter the bar, they are huge, and look like people you dont want to mess with, prison tattoos, quite a few scars, the works, they sit next to the old guy.

The old man asks for another tequila, drinks it, turns to his right and says, not whispering "I Fucked Your Mother".

The whole bar quiets down and turns to witness the scene, as the bad ass dude just turns to the old man, makes a "meh" gesture and turns away minding his own business... the bar goes back to business.

The old man asks for a whiskey shot, drinks it in one go, turns to his left and says to the other guy, "And i also fucked your mom up the ASS!!!" burp! ...

The 2 guys stand up and the old guy leaves his stool as he starts yelling "YOUR MOTHER GARGLED WITH MY BALLS AS MY CUM DRIPPED FROM HER MOUTH!!!" as he points to both the killer looking patrons.

"THATS IT OLD MAN!" one of them says, "You, again, had too much to drink Dad".

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