Superman has saved the world and none of his super friends have accepted his offer to help not Batman, Green Lantern, Flash, or even Aqua Man. Still bored, he spots Wonder Woman nude sunbathing while returning from the ocean. He gets the idea that he should be able to fuck her with his super speed and she will have no idea.
In the blink of an eye he has came! and went now chuckling to hisself as he flies away.
Suddenly she sits up and says aloud "what's wrong?". The invisible man rolls off screaming in pain and says "I don't know how, but my ass hole just exploded.
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