Sexist Jokes

1. why is there so many women in corrie? cause it needs cleaning all the time
2. whats the difference between a woman and a splinters? splinters go away
3. wanna hear a funny joke? womans rights
4. whats the difference between a woman and a pencil? a pencil has a positive side.
5. why did the woman cross the road? why is that bitch out of the kitchen
6. what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? ive told that bitch twice
7. how many woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none let that bitch cook in the dark
8. the only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband
9. whats the difference between a knife and a woman? a knife has a point at the top
10. whats the difference between your wife and your job? after 5 years your job still sucks.
11. how can you tell your wifes dead? the sex is the same but the dishes pile up
12. why does the bride wear white? so the dishwasher will match the stove and the fridge
13. why arent there women in monopoly? cause it doesent cleaning yet
14. what does a toilet and a woman have in common? without the hole in the middle they arent worth crap
15. what do you call a woman whos drunk? dothedishwashernowdrunkgirl. (dont get mad at me just beacause it dont make sense)

16. why are men like commericals? you cant believe in what they say
17. why do little boys whine? cause their practicing to be men
18. why is diarrhea better than women? diarrhea will go away
19. why did the man walk to the bar? never mind drinking what is he doing away from the lawnmower
20. why dont women blink during foreplay? she didnt have enough time
21. why do men die before their wife? they want to.
23. why dont women wear watches? cause its on the stove
24. do you know why they call it a wonder bra? when you take it off you wander where her tits went
25. why did god create women? to carry semen to the bedroom to the bathroom
26. why does the bride stand to the left? cause the right is the shes a bitch side
27. what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her in the ass
28. why are women like sperm? cause only 1 in a million work
29. how do you make a woman mad? tell her she has some community service at her mothers house
30. why did god create women? cause sheep cant cook