We're conducting an experiment. They put a cork in an elephants ass and then continued to feed it as normal taking notes on the effects on the elephants health day by day. After the 5th day they took a monkey and trained him to pull the cork out, and chained him to the leg of the elephant.
The monkey did as he was trained and it was quite an explosive event. They barely got the three scientists out of the room alive. In the hospital the head of the experiment waited for each scientist to wake up and then asked them to relate what they had observed.
Scientist #1"piles and piles of shit".
Scientist #2 "piles and piles of shit".
Scientist #3 " poor monkey trying to put the cork back in".
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