Where they are captured by a group of hungry cannibals.
The cannibals set these men a task of shoving 10 whole pieces of fruit up their arse, and if they can achieve it, without making any noise they will be allowed on their way.
The men run off into the jungle to collect their fruit.
The Englishman returns first with 10 apples, and starts inserting apples into his anus, after 6 apples he cannot take it anymore and screams out in pain. He is immediately killed and put on to boil.
The Scotsman returns next carrying 10 strawberries and begins ramming these tiny fruits up his rear end, he easily fits nine strawberries up his backside, and swiftly moves onto the 10th. He has the 10th small fruit up half way up his ass when he burst out into hysterical laughter, he is then killed and put in the stew with the Englishman.
The Scotsman and the Englishman are chilling in heaven and the Englishman says, "You were so close to being allowed to live, why did you start laughing?"
The Scotsman replies, "I seen the Irishman with the pineapples"
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