some sicko prison warden gatherd 5 prisoners and took them to an island for and execution , he told them that they will play a game and whoever wins will be pardoned , the game was to bring a 10 fruits from the island , the first guy brings an apple , the warden told him to shove it up his own ass and if he does so without making an expersion he is free , he shoved the first one and screamed the warden kills the guy and so it was the same for the second who found lemons and as well as for the third who found carots , but the forth one was lucky he found grapes , so the warden tell him to shove 10 grapes up his own ass witout making an experstion , he easely shoved 9 grapes but when he was going for number 10 he laught so the warden kills him , when they mean in the afterlife the first 3 told him DUUDE WTF YOU HAD GRAPES THE WERE EASY WHY DID YOU LAUGH ,,? he answerd : IT'S BECAUSE WHEN I STARTED GOING FOR THE 10TH ONE I SAW THE LAST PRISONER ON HIS WAY TO THE WARDEN WITH 10 WATERMELLONS
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