So there was a cucumber, pickle, and penis talking about how bad their lives were.
The cucumber says, "My life is terrible! When I get big and hard they chop me up and put me in a salad!!"
The pickle says, "That's nothing! When I get big and hard, they stick my in a jar full of vinegar and vacuum seal me!"
The penis says, "My life is the worst! When I get big and hard they put a rubber tarp on my head and stick me in a dark room and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!!!"
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