Some old folk are sitting around complaining about their ailments.

One afternoon a few older folk are sitting around outside complaining about various ailments that come with old age.

One says, "My eyesight keeps getting worse and worse as the days go by. The other day, I washed the cat, and didn't realize it was possum until it bit me several times"

Another one says, "Yeah, and my hearing isn't so great anymore either. My son has to shout for me to hear anything at all. The other day, he kept telling me to me not to blush. Turns out the toilet was broken and he didn't want me to flush it"

A third says, "My hands shake so bad these days, that every time I take a piss I end up jacking myself off by accident as well"

"Well," a fourth chimed in happily, "at least we can still drive!"