A guy walks up to a friend he hadn't seen in a while and sees him full of scratches all over his body so he ask him "What happened to you?":
- "I fell off my van"
- "But you don't have a van"
- "OK I fell from my bike"
- "But you don't have a bike"
- "OK from my quad bike"
- "But you don't have a quad bike either"
- "OK you know what, the cat is mine and I'll fuck him whenever I want!"
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