Possum Jokes

Possum Jokes

Roadkill again?


Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a pos...

Redneck Meal


Q: How many rednecks does take to eat possum?
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Redneck quickies 26


You might be a rednack if...


You've ever wor...

You're a redneck ... there is a stuffed


You're a redneck if.... There is a stuffed 'po...

Knock KnockWho's there?Possum!Possum who?Possum peace


Knock KnockWho's there?Possum!Possum who?Possu...

Less Common Latin Phrases


Less Common Latin Phrases


Quo signo nata es?...

Redneck quickies 26


You might be a rednack if...You've ever worn h...

Redneck quickies 2


You might be a redneck if...


Your home has m...

Redneck quickies 2


You might be a redneck if...Your home has more...

Redneck quickies 39


You might be a redneck if...


If you are 20 a...

Bunch of Redneck Riddles


Q: Did you hear about the redneck who passed a...

Roadkill again?


Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a pos...

You're 42 and still have


You're 42 and still have clowns come to your b...

You just might be a Red Neck if . . . . .


You just might be a Red Neck if You've ever us...

You might be a redneck if... possum


There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in...

The Possum


Why did the Possum cross the road?..... Becaus...

Knock Knock 149


Knock Knock
Who's there?
Plums!
Plums who?
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Whats worse?


Q. Whats brown and sticky?
A. A stick.


Q. W...

Eating a possum


How many rednecks does it take eat a possum?

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Meet Bubba's Family!


Hi y'all...muh name id's Bubba and dis is muh ...

Chicken Vs. Possum

One beautiful morning, a husband and wife decid...

You Might be a Redneck If . . .

You might be a redneck if . . . you have been m...

How many rednecks does it take to eat a 'possum?

Two. One to eat and one to watch for traffic.

Somewhere in a parallel universe

programmer van Rython invented Possum programmi...